Aubarn Alumnus of the Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WDMFE HEY!!!11

Aubarn Alums Of The Day! TATTOO EDITION!!!!!!!

We're sporting these Aubarn tats because we WENT TO AUBARN... you're wearing that 'Bama shirt because you went to Wal-Mart!!!!!

WAR DAMN EAGLE, HEY!!!

Aubarn Alumnus Of The Day: Two+ For Tuesday!

Did you know that KKK was an *ubarn fraternity?

And you can take the grad out of the barn, but you can't take the grad out of the KKK!

What are these fine *ubarn alums going to do upon realizing 90% of the football team is black? Ohhhh snap!

WAR DAMN RACISM, BABY!!!

Aubarn Alumnus Of The F'ing Day!

Feast your eyes on this . She's prettier than a 12 point deer shot by a fellow *ubarn man! And that's right bammers, SHE'S AN AUBARN GRAD (and also happens to be a drug addict)!

WAR DAMN EAGLE, HEY!

Aubarn Alumnus Of The Day!

WAR DAMN EAGLE goes out to this fine, McCain, *U and confederate flag supporting alum!

WAR DAMN EAGLE HEY!!!!

*ubarn Alumnus Of The Day!

Mullet: check! Coors Light: check! Beer belly: check! He's yet another fine Aubarn man who holds a degree from the prestigious *ubarn University!

WAR DAMN EAGLE, HEY!

Aubarn Alumnus of the Day: Two For Tuesday!

No explanation is needed!

WAR EAGLE to these fine Aubarn grads!

*ubarn Alumnus Of The Day!

This *ubarn grad grandma's still a smokin' and a drankin'...

And she's still changin' the oil and tires on her shit-box pick-up! That's the benefit of an *ubarn education for ya!

WAR DAMN EAGLE, HEY!

Aubarn Alumnus Of The Day!

Not only is this fine Aubarn Man a graduate of Mayberry U (along with the Wal-Mart jersey wearing grad sitting immediately to his right), he's also a soldier for Aubarn University! Represent cow college u!

REAL MEN WEAR TAILS (both pony and tiger tails)!

WAR DAMN EAGLE, HEY!

Aubarn Alumnus Of The Day!

Meet notorious Aubarn alumnus, Shawn Payton:

This fine *ubarn grad is notoriously known for calling in a bomb threat to the Mercedes-Benz Superdome last year during a Lions and Saints game... BUT AT LEAST HE'S NOT A DAMN TREE POISONER!

WAR DAMN EAGLE, HEY!

Aubarn Alumnus Of The Day!

In today's post, let's examine the rewards of an *ubarn University education!

And let's not forget a previous Aubarn Alumnus Of The Day: the roofer!

It appears *ubarn university's job placement program is definitely a success!

WAR DAMN EAGLE, HEY!