*ubarn Alumnus Of The Day: MEMORIAL DAY EDITION!!!!!!

And in honor of the annual memorial day, we wanted to showcase a very memorable classy alumna...

...and just what exactly makes this marvelous *ubarn Alumna memorable? Well, if you've ever got an extra $2.00 to spare, or an extra pack of Newport Menthols, this fine *ubarn woman will show you the time of your life! She usually works Updyke's Corner on weekdays and Wire Road on the weekends, FYI! She is literally someone you have to experience to believe... just ask any fine *ubarn man (or *ubarn donkey for that matter) who's ever been privileged enough to visit cow town (which is all *ubarn men and women considering ALL barn fans hold degrees from *U)!

TAMMY EAT YOUR HEART OUT, BITCH!