Welcome to *ubarn Alumnus Of The Day!

The purpose of this blog is to simply showcase the fine men, women and farm animals who worked endlessly and tirelessly toward accomplishing their nostalgic childhood dreams: graduating from *ubarn, AL University with a degree in Sociology, Tomato Planting, Mobile Home Interior Decorating, artificial insemination, etc.!


We're going to cover a wide variety of goathumpers aka AUtards aka barnzoes aka *ubarn, AL fans for as many days as we possibly can, or at least until the cultish "Ever To Cheat Foundation" comes after us, to which we'll then showcase a few of their more avid followers (who are also grads of barn U mind you).


So in the meantime, enjoy! And if you have a digital photograph of a fellow *ubarn (AL) grad you'd like to see showcased on this blog, feel free to send it in.

At *ubarn, AL, we're an incestuous family (unlike big brother) who all holds degrees from our beloved alma mater (unlike big brother who has absolutely NO alums whatsoever)! And here at *ubarn Alumnus Of The Day, we're going to honor the fine graduates of barn U (and there are a PLETHORA of barn grads out there)!

And always remember, *ubarn grads would NEVER dawn the doors of a Wal-Mart... unless of course they're posing for a header photo for this blog!

The fine *ubarn men and women featured in the photograph above are wearing those *ubarn shirts because they WENT to *ubarn... you're wearing that 'Bama shirt because you went to Wal-Mart!

WAR DAMN EAGLE, HEY!